I Didn’t Realize Mark Spitz is Such a Douche
“I never got invited. You don’t go to the Olympics just to say, I am going to go. Especially because of who I am.” Mark Spitz whining to the Hong Kong AFP on not being invited to watch Michael Phelps challenge his record.

I love that three people have found this blog by Googling “Mark Spitz Douche.”
Holy Shit, I just googled “mark spitz douche?” to see if anyone else had written about his douchie remarks, and here ya go.
Mark Spitz…you sir are a major DOUCHE!
DOUCHE!
Whingy douche!
Make that 5. LMFAO
Make that 6. He’s such a douche.
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This is my favoritest post ever!